Jamicus's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Another Sequel]

Some people thought it was preeettty cool.

It wasn't bad at all - valid observation of Hollywood today but man it was basically the exact opinion of pretty much every review of these films. Still, you aren't exactly making this your life's work and it's a lot better than the rest of the shit on this site.

squeakytoad responds:

Yep. True. Message is nothing new.
But hey, it only costs me a few hours a work, and provided some nice giggles for the viewers.
I didn't make any money off of it, and nobody had to pay to see it. And it only takes up a minute of your day. I didn't deprive anyone of any major awards or anything. It was also clean, so anyone, even the kids, can enjoy it, which is something I try to keep in all my movies.
Glad you liked it for what it was anyway.

[Hello, Fred The Beard]

Very Funny, Cute and Good Song

This was a nice change of pace from the majority of "offensive" crap on Newgrounds. I like innocent kinds of humour like this ("What if I shave? Then I would die" and so on). It's good fun, man. Well done. Nice song, it helped with the humour, and everything looked nice. Just top marks all around (although not literally as you see, cos that's crazy!), thanks for the good cartoon.

[a little snack]

Funny, which is on short supply on this site.

Seriously, so much dumb, boring shit is on here nowadays. I remember when I used to come on and find a few funny cartoons every day.

Anyway, I liked this. It was witty, I laughed. Plus it looked pretty good, too, which is a bonus.

[Salty Swamp]

Really nice.

I liked this, i didn't love it, but it seems impossible to dislike. It avoided cliche jokes and actually had a nice little plot. The whole folklore of the fish was cool, added dimensions!!!!!(ization).

anyway i'll look forward to the next installation in this kitchen metaphor of a flash series.

[Pensive Moments with Yuka]

I liked it.

But I've got a question - When you make your flash movies (which i've watched almost all of, my favourite being Blue Frog), do you set out with any kind of purpose, or intend to make it trippy, or is it just some shallow entertainment.

[Nonsense Ep.3]

Not bad, great at the start but went downhill.

I really liked the first two segments, and the next few were okay, but then they just became sudued and not really funny. I'm glad I watched it though.

Rubbertje responds:

Ohh, it went downhill :o
Well, ok, can be.

I'm glad you're glad you watched it :P

[The Matrix Still Has You]

That was awful.

Seriously, I don't know how in the hell this entry has gotten a 4.40. Maybe because LF has his name all over it and the fanboys are too dumb to realize that this wasn't funny.

At all.

I didn't like the last Matrix collection either, but at least there were a few good jokes in it, and the best one wasn't even done by LF.

The writing overall, was awful and sounded like it had been written by some foriegner trying to speak awkwardly in english. I think that may actually have been the case in a few of them.

Anyway, I dissapointed.

[What Can Be Changed]

Suprizing and interesting.

It's nice to see a serious flash animation on NG every once in a while, I mean, I do love the Mr. Happy Face's and Retarded Animal Babies etc but this was a nice change.

I noticed you used a shot from American Beauty near the end of the movie, just after Lester (Spacey) first beats his wife in an arugment. I knew from the start that the man looked like Spacey, but that just confirmed it. Since I'm a fan of Spacey, this made me enjoy the film even more.

13 Thumbs up.

[TV Good, Book Bad 2]

This was awesome.

Not really much to say about it other than it was awesome. I'd like to see more of this, and I think if should have definetly got a higher rating than 3.2.

[Return Of The...Sith?]

Very funny, and I'm not even familiar with SW

Sure, the animation was dire, but if the other content is good I couldn't care less. This was very funny, the writing was pretty clever though there were one or two dips in it. When Darth called Luke a Wuss, it was too predictable. It doesn't seem like much, but a small thing like this could tip the scale on whether I like a movie or not. Though in this case, seeing as the rest of the movie was funny, I can let it slide. Good work.

Bezo responds:

Thanks Jamicus. Any guy with Mr. T as his avatar can't be that bad so I'll accept your valid criticisms. ;)

As you can tell, I uploaded this over a year ago and haven't uploaded anything since. That's because I've been working on my graphics offline. To get some idea of where I'm at now, check out my deviant art page in my profile. :D